Barbarian Quip about Friendship

“Each of you is truly my friend. For you, I would crush skulls and sever tendons….


Old Barbarian’s Lament

“Every battle has left a scar. Every victory, an ache. I was told fighting was my…


Quip by Low Intelligence Party Member About a Trapped Chest

“Hey everyone, could someone else look at this? I don’t understand it but I’m getting the…


Quip about Sense of Humor after Insult

“Why do you look so upset? With an outfit like that I assumed you had a…


Quip about Big Decisions

“When I’m faced with making a grave decision like this, I always say it’s important to…


Protest about a Quest to a Ruin

“There must be another way. We aren’t prepared. This isn’t just some gang of thugs, this…


Speech by a Bard about Songs

“A song is not just some idle tune to dance to. A beat can move nations,…


Quip about Cosmic Connection

“What a simple mind like yours will never understand, is that we’re all connected. The lowliest…


Barbarian Pre-Battle Quip about Hatred

“A battle like this is rare. Know that when I paint the earth with your blood,…


Invitation to Join a Party

“Do you really wish to while away your life in this place? Marking each passing year…