Galadir the Jester

A well-dressed young man on horseback gazes around with a look of undisguised awe in his…


Tasha’s Hideous Laughter

You feel a smile creeping across your own lips as you hold this chaotic, vibrating spell,…


Leomund’s Secret Chest

When the chest is closed and latched, you have an opportunity to admire its gold inlay…


Bard’s Quip about Being Knocked Unconscious

“I haven’t blacked out this much since my first year……


Thumb Tack on Chair Trap

[Perceived] Before you sits an ornate chair, the thick layer of dust only slightly masking its…


Ghostly Sword Opens Portal to Another Realm

The blade is cool to the touch and seems to sap warmth from your body the…


Quip about Getting to Know the Party

“So, what are some of your interests? Favorite color? Do you own any pets? At this…


Speech by a Sad Bard about Comedy

“Perhaps I don’t joke out of glee or malice, perhaps I make jokes because I am…


Quip about Overkill

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Violent Blessing

The priest strides into the temple with bloodied knuckles, his robes painted crimson. Horrified, his friend…