Galadir the Jester

A well-dressed young man on horseback gazes around with a look of undisguised awe in his…


Tasha’s Hideous Laughter

You feel a smile creeping across your own lips as you hold this chaotic, vibrating spell,…


Bard’s Quip about Being Knocked Unconscious

“I haven’t blacked out this much since my first year……


Thumb Tack on Chair Trap

[Perceived] Before you sits an ornate chair, the thick layer of dust only slightly masking its…


Loot from a Satyr

His steel sword is coated in ichor, the golden hilt crafted in an elegant design—elf- or…


Sundries from a Satyr

His clothes are simple but brightly dyed—a jerkin of fire-orange over a flouncy burgundy shirt. His…


Quip about Getting to Know the Party

“So, what are some of your interests? Favorite color? Do you own any pets? At this…


Speech by a Sad Bard about Comedy

“Perhaps I don’t joke out of glee or malice, perhaps I make jokes because I am…


Quip about Overkill

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High Elven Lord’s Moonblade

The almost mythical artifact—an ancient fey weapon of the first high elven lord—grants its wielder the…