Towering above you, an eight-foot tall man strides up as bold as a brass dragon, and three times as gaudy. Dressed from head to toe in plate armor picked out in purple and gold, the gilded longsword at his hip is easily the size of a greatsword wielded by a lesser man. He fixes you with his amethyst gaze, his breathtaking eyes heightened by his black eyeshadow and matching lipstick. His handsome features curl into an elegantly sculpted sneer, almost as if he considers you beneath him in quality as well as size. Behind him, a young squire in a padded gambeson struggles beneath the weight of an ornate banner, running as fast as his legs can carry him, but unable to keep up with his master’s stride.

~ Played by Cassanir