With a long, drawn-out sigh of a whistle, a gnome using a wheelchair inspects the tavern’s failed attempt to be accessible. “They really didn’t get anything right, did they? It’s a ramp, but it’s clearly the one they made for deliveries. It’s far too short, and the incline too steep. A wheel could get stuck in any of these ruts. And of course, they’re missing a bevel. They always forget the bevel!” With a brief pause, the frustrated gnome exhales stress and inhales determination. “Please, give me some room. I need to serpentine up this monstrosity.”
